Carl and Miles are strolling through thick woods on the way to their cabin, when they come up on a strange, deep hole in the ground. "That's weird, you see that?", says Carl. "Yea, I wonder how deep it is..." Miles replies. Carl grabs a small rock and tosses it down the hole. Seconds go by, and no sound is heard. Miles looks at Carl... "Something heavier". Both of the men spot an old anchor sitting on the ground a few yards away. Miles grabs it first. "Jesus this is heavy, help me with it." They struggle with the rusted anchor until they finally get it back to the hole, and the throw it in. Nothing...
Seconds go by and all of the sudden a goat comes running through the trees, speeding toward them. When it gets to them, the goat jumps right down the hole. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!", Miles yells... "I have no idea, lets get the hell out of here!"... Now a man comes through the trees. "Have you guys seen my goat?!"... "Yea, one just came running through here and jumped in this hole!", Miles says, pointing. The man replies, "That's impossible, I had him tied to an anchor!"
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