A very drunk man is in the pub complaining about his current reputation.

A man named Johnny is in the local pub one night and as usual, he is quite drunk. Although he is only talking directly to one of the locals, he is talking loud enough for everyone to hear. He says:

"You see the fucking wall out there, do ya? The fucking wall that fucking stretches from one end of the beach to the other. Well I'll tell ya something, I built that fucking wall. Every brick, every bit of mortar, all built by me. But, do they call me "Johnny The Wall Maker"? No. I'll tell ya something else, you see the fucking pier out there? The fucking pier that stretches out into the water, the fucking pier that lets you walk out over the water to go fishing, the fucking pier that this little shit hole of a town is famous for? Well I'll tell ya something, I built that fucking pier. Every bit of lumber, every single nail hammered in place, was done by me. In fact I even cut down every fucking tree that was used for lumber on that fucking pier. But, do they call me "Johnny The Pier Maker"? No. They don't. But I fuck one goat...."



Edit: corrected a few grammatical errors.