The dad looks over the horse, running his hand down the back of the horse, patting and rubbing its rump. The son asks "Dad, why do you touch its butt like that?" The dad, sensing a teachable moment says "Well, son, if I'm going to buy it, I want to make sure its healthy."
The boy thinks on this for a second and says "Dad, I think our neighbor wants to buy Mom."
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