(I am a hardworking working woman, but my shift makes me have to go home late. My husband is a rich brat, but I wanted to work so I could stay independent. So, one day, I am coming home very late, around mid-morning, and I'm locked out. I wait for two minutes, and then I rang the doorbell.)
My Husband shouted from inside the house; "Go back to where you came from!"
I replied; "Sorry darling, I had a lot of work today, and I am really tired. Open the door or I will throw my body into the swimming pool!"
He Shouted; "Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?"
I know he sounds like a jerk, but he is actually a sweet guy, who might be a little drunk tonight as it was a Friday night.
I stood near the dark part of the gate and waited for two minutes, I then picked up a big stone and threw it into the swimming pool.
He heard the sound and opened the door and ran towards the swimming pool. Isn't he a sweet husband? I just love him. And then, while he was looking around the pool, I quickly sneaked back into the house and locked the door. Then the fun started.
Then he shouted; "Open the door or I will shout you B**ch!"
I shouted back; "Shout till all the neighbors wake up and come here. Then you tell them where you are coming from, this time of the night! And do it now that you're naked!"
The next morning I found him sleeping in the bushes............joking! I let him back in after 15 minutes, and we made passionate love till the sun rose.
So guys, what did you learn from this?
A strong relationship requires choosing to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other.
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