and he is in a line of people wanting to do the same. finally, it's his turn, and he's right before the bishop.
"oh lord, please forgive my sins," said steve. he was new to this 'confessing' business. the bishop says he has to says what he has done wrong, so he start.
"i apologize for sticking an apple core in the folds of the bench in church" said steve. the bishop asks "anything else?" he was slightly annoyed at the deed, but proud he'd admit it. "oh yeah, not even close to done yet," said steve. "well then, go on."
"oh god, i'm sorry for messing with a candle, mouthing the hymns, and sticking my gum under the bishop's seat." the bishop was about to explode after the last one. he asked steve "is that all?" he had a sort of...strain on his voice. "no, one last thing. dear god, i'm sorry for pissing in the holy water..."
the bishop decked him.
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