The congregation stands to say a prayer and as the woman is getting up the back of her dress gets stuck between her ass cheeks. A guy in the row behind her reaches over and gently pulls the fabric out of her ass crack. She spins around, glares at him and whispers angrily "I don't like that!"
Later during the service the congregation stands again and the woman's dress again gets caught between her ass cheeks. This time her husband reaches over and pulls it out. The guy behind them quickly stuffs it back in and whispers to the husband "Didn't you hear her? She said she doesn't like that!"
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