A fat man wanted to lose some weight

So he goes to the fitness and asks what he can do to lose weight fast.

The clerck tells him about a very effective program and the prices:

* Lose 10 kg for $100
* Lose 20 kg for $200
* Lose 30 kg for $300

The man wasn't sure it will work so he bought the cheapest one. He was taken to room 1. He enters the door and he sees a beautifull woman with a sign around her neck saying: If you can catch me, you can Fuck me.
The man runs after her, and eventually catches her and fucks her. He goes out and weighs himself.
Boom! He has lost exactly 10 kg.

The next Day he comes back and chooses option 2 and is taken to room 2.
He enters the room and sees three very beautifull and fit women with a sign around their necks saying: If you can catch us, you can Fuck us.
The man chases Them and fucks Them.

He comes out and weighs himself.
Boom! He has lost 20 kg.

The next Day he comes back and chooses option 3. He Pays $300 and is taken to room 3.
He enters the room and sees a big gorilla with a sign around his neck, saying: If i catch you, i get to Fuck you.