A cow-herding farmer decides he wants to get into the cow-breeding business, so he takes his saved money, tells his wife he'll send her a telegram when he's got a bull for pickup, and heads towards town.
Once he's there, he realizes that the bull's gonna cost a bit more than he expected. So when he gets to the telegram office it turns out he's only got enough cash for a one-word telegram. He thinks long and hard on this, and pays the man to send the word "Comfortable".
The telegram guy looks at him sideways, and asks if he's sure. The man replies "Don't worry, she's not good at reading. With such a long word, she'll read it real slow."
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