During an intense battle a Christian soldier fell into a shell hole with a Muslim mujaheddin, during their hand to hand struggle another bomb atomized both men. They both found themselves at the base of a long and wide stair case which seemed to extend into infinity. As they ascended the stairs they began to argue. The Muslim proclaimed, 'Allah will surely send an infidel like you to hell" The Christian, being the good Baptist he was, took exception to this and his retort was just as stinging,"I will see your pagan soul thrown into the lake of fire heathen". This conversation continued on their long climb until they arrived at a beautiful temple. As the great doors of this temple opened a large white cow trotted out being led by a guy with blue skin. "Hello" said the blue man, "My name is Krishna, and this is my friend Brahman, we have no use for ether of you".
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