"Why does your wagon have chicken wire?", a man asks.
The farmer replies "I'm hunting chickens, so chicken wire will attract them".
The man gives him a look and says "that's not how it works."
The farmer leaves anyway.
He comes back with a wagon full of chickens.
The farmer then fills his wagon with cattails. He tells the man "I'm hunting cats now, so cattails will attract them"
"Seriously, that's not how it works!" The man yells.
The farmer leaves anyway.
He comes back with a wagon full of cats.
The man looks bewildered as to why this works.
The farmer fills his wagon with pussy willows.
The man says "Wait! Can I come with you?"
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