Bad Party

After the annual office christmas party blowout, john woke up with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the
preceding evening. after a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way
downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "louise," he moaned,
"tell me what went on last night. was it as bad as i think?" "even worse," she
assured him in her most scornful one. "you made a complete ass of yourself,
succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the
chairman of the company to his face." "he's an arrogant, self-important prick,
piss on him!" "you did. all over his suit, " louise informed him. "and he fired
you." "well, f*** him," said john. "i did. you're back at work on monday."