Two space aliens, a male and a female, land their ship in the middle of a farm and meet the husband and wife who own it. They start talking and the farmers put them up in their house for a few weeks. They exchange stories about culture and technology. On the last night before the aliens depart, the two couples decide to swap spouses just to see what the sex is like.
The woman farmer goes to bed with the male alien, looks down at his junk and couldn't hide her disappointment. "That's it?"
"Ah, one second," says the alien and cranks one of his ears. His penis lengthens several times in size.
"Okay but now it's just weirdly long and skinny..."
"Ah, one second," says the alien and cranks his other ear. His penis swells with girth.
The next morning, the farmers watch the spaceship fly away. The wife is radiant: "What a night, what a night! I'll never forget it. How about you?"
The husband grumbles: "What about me? That bitch spent the whole night just cranking my ears."
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