two blonde jokes

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane.
The guy at the airport said there were no more plane flying
lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons. The
blonde agreed and the man taught her and said, "I'll radio you
every 1000 feet you go in the air." The blonde agreed.
He jumped in and took off. At 1000 feet, she radioed him and
asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. At 2000
feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she
was doing great. But right before she got to 3000 feet, the
propeller stopped and she started twirling to the ground. When
she landed, he went over to pull her out of the helicopter. He
asked her what went wrong because she was doing perfect before.
The blonde said, ''At 2500 feet, I started to get cold so I
turned the big fan off.


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a blonde went to a store to by a new tv for herself. when she
got to the store she asked the clerk how much a tv costed. the
clerk said" im sorry we dont sell to blondes" the blonde feeling
a bit insulted walk away.


the next day the same blonde went ot the same store wairing a
burrnet wig. she asked the same clerk how much that same tv
costed. the clerk responded " im sorry we dont sell to blondes"
the blonde feeling a bit angery left the store.


Again the blonde went to the store. this time she had a redhead
wig on. she askeed the smae clerk how much the tv costed. once
again the clerk answerd " i am sorry we dont sell to blondes"
the blond feeling a bit frusterated left the store


the next day the blonde went to the store with a black haired
wig on. she ask the clerk how much the t.v costed. once again
the clerk said" im sorry we dont sell to blondes" the blonde was
very angery. she ask the clerk how could he tell she was a
blonde when she was wairing a wig.
the clerk said " well first of all this is not a tv its a
microwave.