A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, That's once. A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, That's twice. After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, That was an awful thing to do. The farmer said, That's once.
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