Three Holes on the Wall

A car broke down on the side of the road and the man, John,
didn't know how to fix it so he walked to a farm he had seen
about a mile back and he asked if he could use the phone. The
man called his insurance company, but they said they couldn't be
there till the next day,so he asked if he could stay there till
his insurance company came the next day. "Sure, but I don't have
a guest room so you'll have to stay in the barn." The man didn't
like the idea of having to stay in the barn, but had no
alternative since it was the only house for miles,and it was
getting dark, so he agreed.


The man took him out to the barn, and showed him where he could
stay. The man was about to leave when John asked, "Hey, by the
way what are those three holes on the wall, their all the same
size and height." "Oh the are just holes, just leave them alone,
don't go near them." After saying that the man left.


Of course its human to do what you are told not to, so the man
went to the hole and looked in, but he couldent see anything.
Since he coulden't see anything he stuck his finger in it, it
was nice, tight, and moist. After that he decided to leave it
alone. He went to sleep, and had this absolutly great sex dream.
He woke up from his dream in the middle of the night and felt he
was near orgasm and needed to fuck something. Then he remembered
the hole and how it felt on his finger. So he went to the hole
and fucked it hard, and it felt so good. He went on and try the
second hole, that one was even better so he tried the last hole
it was so good he never wanted to stop, but after he came like
never before he decided to sleep.


When he woke up the man was standing over him. "Finally decide
to wake up huh....here, have a drink, it's milk, i just got it
this morning." "Thanks, but I just have to know what those three
holes are." And after a little convincing the man told him, "The
first one it my pig, the second one is my cow, and the last one
is the thing that milks the cow, but you should know that since
you milked the cow last night, this morning the bucket was
almost full, that's what you are drinking."