A European couple decided to have a baby. So they stopped using condoms, started a special diet, and followed all recommendations to successfully conceive. They did this for about two years but with no luck. They went to all the best doctors in Europe, but none of them could figure out why the couple wouldn't conceive. At last, the coupleread in a newspaper that there is a shaman in Siberia who can cure every ailment imaginable to mankind. So they bought a plane ticket to Moscow, and then spent a week by train, by car, and then on dogsled to get to the remote Siberian village where the shaman lived. When they got there they told the shaman their story. The shaman listened to them and said, "Guys, have your lost your fucking mind?"
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