Siberian lumberjacks bought a Japanese chainsaw.

Decided to test it and put a wooden board on top of it.

"Bzz!" said the chainsaw.

"Hmm." said the Siberian lumberjacks and tried it with a log.

"Bzzzzzz" said the chainsaw.

"Hmmm." said the Siberian lumberjacks and tried it with a huge tree.

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZ" said the chainsaw.

"Hmmmmmmm." said the Siberian lumberjacks and tried it with a steel crowbar.

"Bzz-KRK" said the chainsaw.

"Ahaaaa!" said the Siberian lumberjacks and went back to chopping trees with axes.

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