An evil wizard captured a deaf person, a blind person and a blonde and took them to his castle.

He told them: if you tell a lie in this castle you will disappear forever.


So he asked the blind man what the colour of his robe was. He said "I think it's green". Since it was red, *POOF* he disappeared.

He asked the deaf man what type of music was playing. The man said "I think it's classical". It was heavy metal so *POOF* he dissapeared.

Then he asked the blonde what 8+6 was. The blonde said "I think..." *POOF* the blonde disappeared.

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