and asks the man behind the counter "Got any bolts?" The man says "Nope. We're all out of bolts." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back and asks the man behind the counter "Got any bolts?" The man says "Nope. We're all out of bolts." The duck leaves.
This goes on for a week until the man behind the counter finally snaps. "If you ask me one more time if I have any bolts, I'll nail your damn feet to the floor!"
The duck is quiet for a moment. Then he asks "Got any hammers?" The man is releived and finally calms down. "See? Was that so hard? Actually, it looks like I'm all out of hammers right now." The duck looks at him and asks, "Got any bolts?"
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