Duck says: Got any grapes
Bartender Says: No sorry, this is a bar
The next day the duck walks in again
Duck says: Got any Grapes
Bartender says: No this is a damn bar, if you say that again I'm gonna nail your beak shut!
The next day the duck walks into the bar again.
Duck says: Got any nails?
Bartender says: Nope
Duck says: Got any grapes?
Bartender says: I might not have any nails, but I sure as fuck have a stapler!
The next day, after going through surgery to remove 246 staples from his beak, the duck had lost his desire for grapes.
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