and asks the bartender, "got any grapes?" to which the bartender replies "nah sorry mate, we don't have any grapes." The next day the duck walks in and asks the bartender "got any grapes?" and the bartender looks at him and says "no I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes here." The following day the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender "got any grapes?" At this point the bartender loses his temper and says he'll nail the duck to the floor if he asks again. The fourth day the duck walks in and asks the bartender "got any nails?" Surprised, the bartender says "no, why do you ask?" and the duck says "gooood! got any grapes?"
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