The other day, I walked into a Comcast store to downgrade my cable package. After getting a refund, on my way out, I was beaten unconscious with a baseball bat and had a sack thrown over my head. I was kidnapped and taken away for 3 days where they repeatedly beat, raped, and tortured me, asking me why I betrayed the Third Reich. I woke up on the morning of the 4th day blindfolded with my hands behind my back. They had beaten me bloody. After removing the blindfold, I realized I was left at their storefront, right near the doors I had walked through 3 days earlier.
This was actually the only time I received decent customer service by them and look forward to the improvements they'll be making after the merger.
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