So the mathematician throws three dollars on the ground and whistles for his dog. The dog barks 3 times, each time sliding a dollar over with his paw.
The architect whistles his dog over. The dog arranges the dollars in a perfect triangle.
The lawyer whistles his dog over. The dog fucks the other two dogs in the ass, takes the money and leaves.
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