A husband and wife are at the park playing fetch with their dog. The husband accidently throws the ball into someone's backyard and hear a crash.
They go to investigate / apologize and find a rather shabby looking man standing beside a broken bottle…
Man: Who's ball is this that broke the bottle?
Husband: We're so sorry!
Man: Sorry? Nonsense! I am a genie and I was trapped in that bottle for over a century! You just freed me! I shall give both of you one wish each!
Husband: I want a billion dollars!
Wife: I want a big house in every major city in the world!
Genie: Done and Done!
Husband and Wife: Thank you so much! Is there anything else we could do for you?
Genie: I was about to ask actually…you see being trapped for so long…I've been really horny…[starts eyeing the wife]…do you mind…
Husband and Wife: [After some initial shock] …well he did make us insanely rich…why the hell not!
The Genie and the wife spend all night, indulging in every sexual fantasy the genie has ever had, then in the morning as the Genie is leaving…
Genie: How old are you ma'am?
Wife: 40…me and my husband are both forty…
Genie: psshh…and you still believe in genies!
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