Farmer at reception asks: how much does it cost to book one king size room for a night?
Receptionist: $125
Farmer: cool!
Farmer and goat go upstairs fall a sleep.. Next day he goes to checkout..
Farmer: I would like to checkout, please
Receptionist: That would be $185 please.
Farmer: Wait!... Last night you said $125
Receptionist: Well we charge $25 for showering, $35 for using lights in room.
Farmer: But I didn't shower nor use lights!
Receptionist: well you should have!
Farmer: Well I will charge you $55 for fucking my goat!
Receptionist: hm.. But I didn't?
Farmer: Well, you should have!
Edit:Fixed formating
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