A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150? The man replied, Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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