and is told by the receptionist that his wife has been in a terrible car accident. The doctor who operated on her emerges from the operating room and tries to talk to the man. Before he can begin however, the man yells out "Please doctor! If my wife isn't okay don't tell me, I can't bear it!"
The doctor says "Well I am glad to report that your wife is alive. However, she is in a coma and may never recover."
The man begins to cry. The doctor continues "Also, your insurance won't cover a long-term stay at this hospital, so you will have to take your wife home and be her care-giver. Which will require constant attention and care for her hygiene."
The man bursts out into tears and collapses into a chair. The doctor sits next to him, puts his arm around him and says "Buddy, I'm fucking with you, she's dead."
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