A couple of rednecks went on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car to sight see. One of the sights was a bridge that was more than 1,000 feet above the river. Walking out onto the bridge, they noticed it swaying in the wind. I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge, one said to the other. What are you worried about? the second replied. It's a rental.
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