An elephant and a mouse are walking through the jungle

As they are walking through the jungle, the mouse falls in a hole, and yells up to the elephant, "Mr. Elephant! Mr. Elephant! I need your help!" The elephant lowers his penis into the hole, and the mouse scurries up and gets out of the hole.

They continue walking through the jungle, when the elephant falls into a hole. The elephant yells, "Mr. Mouse! Mr. Mouse! I need your help!" The mouse runs all the way through the jungle into town, gets in his Rolls Royce, drives back into the jungle, ties a rope to the car, throws it down to the elephant, and pulls the elephant out of the hole.

Moral of the story?

If you've got a Rolls Royce, you don't need a big dick.

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