So she goes up to her father and exclaims, "Daddy, Daddy! I need a prom dress!"
Her father, the quick thinking disgusting pig that he is gets a bright idea.
"Only if you suck my cock."
The daughter, thinking he is joking, laughs and walks away. However a few hours later when she brings it back up his answer is the same. Horrified she seeks an alternative way to get a prom dress.
She tries to save money from her job, but isn't saving enough. She asks her boyfriend and his parents for help, there is little to nothing they can do for her. Then her friends - nothing.
Anything she does turns up fruitless and after weeks of trying it is crunch time. She *has* to get a prom dress or she cannot go.
So she goes up to her father one last time, and asks him. To which his answer is the same as before, "Only if you suck my cock."
In a fit of desperation she breaks down, gets on her knees and gives him the best blow job any man could ever ask for. When she finished she spit on the ground and couldn't help but shout, "Jesus Christ, Daddy! Your cock tastes like *shit*!"
Her father just smiled at her and replied, "Haha... yeah. Your brother needed to borrow the car."
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