I had just become engaged to a wonderful young woman, and to mark the occasion, she wanted me to meet her entire family all at once. Now, I had spent time around her parents once or twice before, but this would be the first time that I'd ever encountered any of her siblings, and this was apparently a big deal in her family.
It was mid-afternoon when I pulled up to the house, and I spotted my fiancé coming out the front door.
"Oh, I'm so glad you're here!" she told me. "I need to run to the store for some dinner supplies, though. Go make yourself comfortable, and I'll be back in about an hour."
Well, I went inside and walked to the living room... and there, sitting on the couch, was my fiancé's absolutely gorgeous eighteen-year-old sister. Her pert, youthful breasts were clearly visible through the material of her tank top... and below the waist, she was wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties.
"I knew you'd be coming," she said, "and I know this is probably a bad idea... but I've heard so much about you from my sister, including how amazing you are in bed. I've been saving my virginity for the right man, and since you're not married yet, I want it to be you. I'll be upstairs in my bedroom, completely naked. It's the first door on the left."
With that, she stood up and slowly walked away. I watched the way that her hips swayed, the subtle bounce of each buttock as she moved... and I confess, I stood there thinking for a brief moment. Then, after taking a deep breath, I quickly left the house.
As soon as I walked outside, I was greeted by a huge explosion of applause. Dozens of men and women were surrounding the door, each of them with smiles on their faces. My fiancé came rushing up to me from within the crowd and threw her arms around me.
"I knew you'd be loyal!" she laughed. "I'm sorry to put you through that, but I knew you'd stay true to me... and now my entire family knows, too!"
Aunts, uncles, cousins, and other relatives all came up to me, offering their congratulations and welcoming me to the family. If I'm honest, I felt a little bit hurt by the whole affair, and thoroughly out of my element. Still, I learned something that day, too, and it's a moral that I've carried with me ever since:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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