A couple Limericks...

There once was a man from Ireland
With balls made of fine brass
In stormy weather
They clanked together
And sparks shot out of his ass

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who was jerking off in a gutter
The tropical heat
Affected his meat
So instead of cream he got butter

There once was a man from Montclair
Who was screwing his wife on a stair
The banister broke
So he quickened his stroke
And finished her off in the air

There once was a woman named Jill
Who inserted dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil