A couple is sunbathing naked....

...suddenly a big fat wasp enters the woman's vagina. They don't know what to do and are completely panicking, luckily they catch the attention of a doctor who was walking by (or maybe he was peeping, that bastard). They explain the situation to him, he says to the husband:

"well it's very simple, you need to kill the wasp with your penis in one single powerful thrust."

The husband is hesitant, he's afraid of getting stung in that delicate part of his anatomy so eventually he asks the doctor to do it.

The doctor whips the beast out and thrusts. However he keeps going, reaching a steady rhythm and is now comfortably screwing the wife, who lets out a few moans as she starts swaying her pelvis to his motion.

Of course the husband doesn't take too kindly to it and yells"What the hell! You said it was only one thrust!"

to which the doctor answers "Yeah I changed my mind, I'm going to drown it!"

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