Tourist: What's your name?
Shop Owner: Moshe Dayan
Tourist: But you don't look Jewish. You look Chinese.
Shop Owner: Yes, you're right.
Tourist: Then how did you ever get a name like Moshe Dayan?
Shop Owner: It's like this. Years ago, when i came to America, I was standing in line at the immigration documentation centre. The man in front of me was a Jewish man from Germany. The lady at the counter looked at him and said, "What is your name?" He said, "Moshe Dayan." Then she looked at me and said, "What is your name?" I said, " Sam Ting."
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