A blonde joke

A blonde was really depressed one day so she got some rope and went to the park to hang herself. Later on a man walks by and looks at this blonde hanging from a tree by her waist. The man askes her why she is hanging herself by her waist and she says.
I tried hanging myself by my neck but I couldnt breathe.

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