So there I was, on the subway, and a drop-dead-gorgeous Asian chick sits across from me...

...And I mean damn beautiful, wearing this knee-length dress with a split halfway up the thigh, low-cut and showing off a magnificent rack - with no bra, even!

I briefly tried to start a conversation to distract myself from the urge to ogle, but it was clear she didn't speak enough English, and I didn't speak enough of whatever she did - Korean or Thai or whatever it was, they all sound alike to me - so we slipped into casual silence. Even so, I tried not to be obvious, but I couldn't help but steal a few peeks - with legs and tits like that, who wouldn't?

I'm not really a ladies' man, but I try to keep presentable, and so I couldn't help but feel something when I saw she seemed to be doing the same to me... and she liked what she saw just as much as I did. That did it. I could practically feel things between us change. I kept thinking to myself, "Please, don't get a boner. Please don't get a boner. Please, don't get a boner..."

...but she did.

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