A chicken and a cow decide to go and get a sex change operation...

The operation is successful so they go to the bar to celebrate.
They go to the bar and order some drinks and ask the barman if he wants to know what they'd been up to that day.
The barman replies "Oh god. Not another cock and bull story"

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