When he sees a sausage floating down it. Not to miss an opportunity he pulls it out with his paw and takes it home for his wife and kittens for supper. The next day he decides to walk by the stream again, as luck would have it there's another sausage but this time bigger than the last. It takes two paws into pull it out, then takes it home to feed his wife and kittens.
The following day he sees an even bigger sausage this time he reaches in and it takes him 3 paws to pull it out almost slipping in and getting wet. Again his family is loving it.
The very next night on the way home a monster of a sausage floating down the stream. It takes all 4 paws to pull it from the water. Of course the cat falls in.
The moral of the story, the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(I've known this joke since I was 13. So it might be a bit immature for you guys)
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