A man is driving down the road with a bunch of penguins in the back seat of his car. Suddenly he sees red and blue lights flashing behind him. He pulls over, and the police officer tells him that he cannot drive down the road with that many penguins in his car, it’s illegal. The officer informs him that he needs to take the penguins to the zoo right away. The man says he would.
The very next day he is pulled over again by the same police officer. The officer immediately notices all the penguins are still in the man’s car. He says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”
“I did," the man replied. "Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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