A sardhar ji bought an expensive new car and went on a picnic with his family. On the way, he was stopped by a group of bandits. The sardhar ji and his family were made to stand inside a big circle of chalk marking by the thugs. The thugs looted the sardhar ji's posessions and lit his car on flames. When they were gone out of view, the sardhar ji started to laugh uncontrollably. Frustrated, his wife began to shout, why the fuck are you laughing?
The sardar replied, when those thugs weren't looking here, i hopped out and then inside the circle,twice! The retards didn't notice it!!
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