A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred...

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert
outpost. On
his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out
back
of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour,
"What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long
way from
anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we
have the
camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess
it's
all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months,
the
Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN
THE
CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have
vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the
stool
and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the
enlisted
men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it
to ride
into town."