but as they drive over a bridge, the bridge is collapsing and all of them die. They come to heaven and stand in line before Petrus. He asks the first nun: Dear sister, have you ever sinned?
1st nun: Well, it might be that my finger once happened to touch a penis
Petrus: Your sins shall be forgiven. Put your finger in this stoup and walk through the gates of heaven.
He asks the second nun the same question and she answers:
Well, it might be that my hand once happened to touch a penis.
Petrus: I see, dear sister but you shall enter heaven. Put your hand in this stoup and walk through the gates of heaven.
Suddenly there is a skirmish in the back of the line and Petrus exclaims: Dear sisters, dear sisters! Why the uproar?
Sister Maude shouts: I sure do want to gargle before sister Bertha puts her ass in the stoup!
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