A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park. They come to a secluded section and they notice a boy playing all by himself.
So the priest says "Shall we ~~fuck~~ adopt him?"
And the rabbi asks "Out of ~~what~~ the goodness in out hearts?"
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*Edited because of the deep, pervasive and intense shame I felt after learning that this joke is, and I quote, "...the most reposted thing in the history of reddit."*
*The shame was very deep. Fathomless. Almost as cavernous as that kid's ass after the priest got through with him.*
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