One day, a small ten year old boy was playing with his favorite Batman action figures in his attic when he found a strange lamp. Noticing how dusty it was, he decided to polish it a little. Before he knew it, out flew a magic genie.
"Greetings!" said the genie. "In exchange for freeing me, I will grant you one wish."
Without skipping a beat, the boy said "I want to be Batman!"
Sighing and taking on a grim expression, the genie materialized a bandana and gun out of thin air. Taking on a sad tone and wrapping the bandana around his face, he beckoned the boy to follow him to the kitchen, where both of his parents were preparing a lovely meal for all three of them.
"Don't look away," said the genie, as he proceeded to then shoot both of the boy's parents in the head. As the boy kneeled over their corpses, the genie poofed away.
When the cops arrived, the boy told them his story, which they remarkably believed. One detective turned to the other, with only one thing to say.
"Thank God he didn't wish to be Superman."
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