A newly-wed business man planned to go on a business trip and didn't want his wife to cheat on him because he couldn't pleasure her for 3 weeks. So he comes out of the house and goes to the nearest sex store. After asking the store owner what could pleasure his wife for the 3 weeks he was gone, the owner pulled a box under his table and revealed a dildo. The man said: "But that is just a regular dildo? What's so special about it?".
The owner commanded the dildo: "Magic dildo,mouse hole!".
The dildo flew away to the wall and started coming in and out of the mousehole. "Magic dildo, come back!".
The man happily bought it and came home to his wife.
"If you ever feel lonely just say: Magic dildo, my pussy."
1 week passed after the man left on a trip and the wife commanded: "Magic dildo, my pussy!"
After she orgasmed, she didn't know how to stop it and went to the hospital. On the way there, a policeman stopped her and asked her if she was drunk from all the noise she is making.
She replied: "No! N-o! It-s a mag-ic di-ldo!"
The policeman laughed and said: "Ha-ha. Magic dildo my ass!"
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