She goes up to a salesperson and says, gesturing to a product: "I would like to buy this T.V."
Salesperson replies: "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes"
Outraged, the blonde leaves the store, dyes her hair red and returns the next day.
The blonde attempts yet again to buy the TV.
The salesperson replies: "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".
The frustrated blonde storms out of the store and returns the next day with black hair.
"Can I PLEASE buy this damn TV?"
The salesperson replies: "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes".
The blonde screams in defeat and cries "How did you always know?? I came several times with different hair colours and even asked different people to buy it!"
"Mam, that's a microwave"
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