Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'd had the previous night with this guy she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked"The bastard called me a blonde slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked."I told him to get the hell out of my bedroom and take his eight friends with him!"
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