They're on a ski trip together, and due to a clerical error there is only one room left in the lodge. There is only one large bed, and there are no cots.
So the three pile in and try to keep their distance.
The next morning they wake up, and the man sleeping on the left edge of the bed says:
"I had the best sleep! I dreamed that a beautiful Scandinavian goddess was making love to me, her lips were like pillows!"
The man sleeping at the right edge of the bed says "So did I! I dreamed I was fucking a blonde bombshell!"
He turns to the man in the middle and asks "What did you dream about?"
He replies:
"Skiing."
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