A blonde rear ends a truck driver...

They pull over to the side of the road, and the truck driver angrily storms out of his vehicle with a baseball bat. The blonde steps out trying to look as nonthreatening as possible. The truck driver walks up to her and draws a circle in the dirt with his bat. He yells at her, "Get in that circle and don't take a single step out of it!" The blonde complies. The man then walks over to her car and smashes in the windshield. Suddenly the blonde starts giggling. He turns around and shouts, "What's so funny?!"

"Nothing at all," the blonde replies innocently. The man is even more enraged, so he turns back around and breaks off both of her mirrors. Again the blonde starts laughing. The man turns around and glares at her, and the blonde looks away acting like nothing is wrong. The truck driver then pulls out a knife and slashes all of her tires. By now the blonde has lost control and is laughing hysterically. The man turns back towards her and screams, "WHAT IS SO GODDAMNED FUNNY?!"

The blonde says through her chuckles, "While you were turned around, I stepped out of the circle three times."

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