named Patricia MacIntosh. One day when she was at work, a frog walked into the bank, came right up to her and said: "Gimme a loan for a thousand bucks."
Now Patricia was a good bank employee, and went to check his credit history to see if the loan could be approved. She found that he currently already had an outstanding loan which he hadn't even begun to pay off, and she therefore wasn't allowed to give him another one. After explaining this to the frog, the frog said: "Come on darling, my dad's Mick Jagger! I need the money to fly out to England to go see him!".
Sadly, Patricia had to explain that this wasn't a valid reason to warrant a loan, and that she woudn't be able to help him until he paid back his other outstanding loan. Hearing this, the frog pulled out a small keychain trinket, and slid it across the desk to Patricia with a wink. "Here. Now can I get my loan?" he whispered.
Outraged at this brazen attempt to bribe her, Patricia called in the bank manager. After hearing both sides of the story, the manager decided that the bribe wasn't really that outrageous, and decided to help out the frog. He explained to Patricia that she was being silly, and that helping out the frog would be the right thing to do.
TL;DR: It's just a knick-knack Patty Mac, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.
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